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HOOKED FOR LIFE

My name is Monero. I might sound like I'm from Brazil but really I'm a British man. And being a British man I know how to value tea over anything else.
Tea is life, Tea is what makes me wild.

And I have a friend that always comes to my house on thursdays to have tea with me. My friend is a Real Enthusiast you can be rest assured that he will find the best tea on the whole planet for you.

This time though when he came around what he brought with him was certainly not tea, we ended up hallucinating for the next 8 hours after drinking the stuff. It was travesty but at the same time kind of cool.

The friend’s name was Patrick. He had other Hobbies on top of collecting and ingesting hallucinatory plants.
One of his Hobbies was toy trains, And he had a train track that was built to go around his house and he had even named the different train stops with hilarious names.

Stop one was called Atheism
Stop two Buddhism
Stop tree Christianity
Stop four Satanism

Patrick's hobby toy train track was the Stylest thing I had ever seen.
I wanted to emulate Patrick in every way possible in my life. It might have been a kind of after effect of the hallucinatory plant he had made me drink though.

Then one morning Patrick got stuck on the worst train station possible.

STOP FIVE SCIENTOLOGY.
Patrick never returned from that train stop.

He was hooked for life.



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